Thursday, 20 August 2009

Weekly update

Well here it is, time for your weekly update. It's almost the weekend again, wooo hoo!

Tonight we have DJ CJ back with Deal or No Deal, your chance to win £250! Last weeks winner Dave P won £10, not bad but it means there's still £250 there to be won - in addition to that we have Karaoke too with thousands of tracks to choose from get yourself down to The Crown and get the weekend started!

On Friday Bobbie Dazzler will be flying solo, Miss Whiplash has some community service thing to do, maybe it's a community servicing thing, whatever it is she wont be there, she will probably whipping some sex slaves in a dungeon somewhere or scaring small children - who knows? Come and party with your favourite glamourpuss Aunty Bobbie, she's looking forward to it, she's preparing now with a bucket of malteasers and some M&M's, well she has to keep her strength up!

On Saturday we'll unleash the beast, yep, Ms whiplash will be back and making up for lost time with some fierce tunes and a belting night, Aunty Bobbie will be there too though to make sure the party has a touch of class!

Sunday is Sunday Service, your day your way, whatever music you want you've got it. Our naughty quiz at 8.30 plus a special treat..... but come in to see what it is!

Remember our food is served 12-7 daily, fresh home cooked food at prices you cant beat, meals for just a QUID!!! Not stingy skimpy portions either, decent meals at unbeatable prices... can you cook at home for a Quid? Come on down and give it a whirl, even if you've had lunch, come and try our desserts, yummy scrummy desserts with a nice cuppa or your favourite tipple - you decide!

Before I go though there is one thing I wanted to ask for.... Friday is my costume changeover day. I have a costume for this week (Whiplash wont be happy) but what to wear next week? Bring me in a costume on or before a Thursday and I'll wear it for a whole week, whatever it is - you decide, you can have it back after the week but at least then your costume has been worn by an (almost) celebrity!

So far only the gorgeous Matthew De Le Creme Egg has brought me a costume :( It was a lovely costume and everyone loved it but his knickers were a bit big for me! Come on, I could wear your sexy PVC nurse outfit or even your hunky rugby kit - you decide!

Well see you soon hunnies!

Bob xXx
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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Another quick update...

Well good morning/afternoon/evening/middle of the night (Please delete as appropriate)

Things at Trouble Towers are going mad at the moment with lots of things going on but I have finally found a few quiet moments to update the Trouble Blog.

As usual we we're at The Crown ( all weekend where we had a great party weekend as we usually do. Friday kicked the weekend off with the camp frivolities with me and Miss Dazzler.

Saturday saw our return to the Crown Stage and we we're joined by the great Madonna

Everyone at the Crown enjoyed her show and Stephen from behind the bar had a great time dancing with her on stage, although I don't think he enjoyed singing with her that much) after she had left the madness continued well into the small hours before we finally admitted defeat and kicked the last few die hard drinkers out, before we jumped back into the Tranny Wagon and headed back to Manchester.

We got into bed at some ungodly hour and then proceeded to get right back out again (or that’s what it felt like) and headed back to Southport for our Sunday shift. I like working on a Sunday as you get to see us both in disguise (we come dressed rather oddly as boys!!) so if your around on a Sunday come along and say hello.

Bobbie has almost finished decorating the gents toilets (now renamed the Boys Powder Room) and will be moving onto the Ladies next week. With a similar effect, it's all gone theatrical with music scores and pictures of Burlesque dancers, you will have to go and spend a penny to find out what’s been done. Other news is we have Betty Sparkle making not just one but two appearances at the Crown in the next few weeks.

Her first appearance will be on the 29th August which is part of our WKD weekend she will be taking the controls of our Saturday night whilst we're away in Wales at another function. Then again on the 5th September she’s heading back from Chester to entertain you all again with her unique style. I'm sure you will all make her very welcome.

On the 30th August it's Bob’s Birthday so we're having a full weekend dedicated to the passing of his youth. For those that don't know who Bob Atthecrown is then you should look him up on facebook, as he’s turning into a celebrity in his own right, and has now got friends afar afield as the States and Australia, there is even a Lord in there too, so good enough excuse for you all to be friends….

Anyhow loads going on at The Crown over the next couple of month's so keep checking facebook and out. We're currently just putting the finishing touches to our NYE so all will be announced soon. (tickets will be available for £2 soon behind the bar and includes a night of cabaret and champers at midnight)

Till Next Time

Whiplash x

Friday, 14 August 2009

Looking forward to another busy weekend in Sunny Southport

Looking forward to another busy weekend at The Crown in Southport with mayhem with Trouble tonight and then live PA by a madonna tribute on saturday
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Tuesday, 11 August 2009

The crown is now doing food and has got a brilliant one pound credit crunch menu so good times all round. Check out for further details or just pop in you will be surprised at what we have to offer!
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